ARE YOU ERIC?

iT would be really great if you were eric, because this link will take you to the top secret scent profile of each of eric’s candles.

it’s really on a “need to know” basis, and it would be really bad if someone other than eric got a hold of this confidential information.

iF YOU ARE NOT ERIC….

HOW

DID

YOU

GET HERE?

nobody is supposed to be here!

I'm Eric
Sorry, I'm not Eric

IF YOU ARE NOT ERIC, PERHAPS YOU WILL ENJOY THESE EXTREMELY RETOUCHED STOCK PHOTOS OF PEOPLE WITH FAKE JOB TITLES SITTING IN MINIMALIST BEIGE INTERIORS.

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  • Eleanor Parks

    MARKETING DIRECTOR

    Creative and strategic in equal measure, our marketing director brings fresh ideas to every campaign. They turn insights into action and help our message resonate with the right audience.

  • Karl Holland

    CUSTOMER SERVICE MANAGER

    Friendly, attentive, and always ready to help, our customer service manager ensures every interaction is a positive one. They keep communication clear, timely, and human.