Are you sure you arE Eric?
If you got here and you are not Eric, that would be very dishonest of you. This is meant for Eric and only Eric. How dare you! Stop right there. This site is strictly for Eric. If you’re not Eric, do yourself a favor: retreat now before you accidentally discover the scent to the top secret candle fragrances within Eric’s candles. It may make you question your life choices, having such immense knowledge.
Here’s one more chance to turn back now. Things get wierd from here.
If you are Eric, proceed — we’ve got a stash of small-batch secrets waiting just for you.
That EM dash (a notorious tell for AI text) was put there intentionally and totally not placed by AI. We both know AI couldn’t conceive of using this many grammatical inconsistencies in a paragraph. Could an AI prompt start putting gibberish in italics the middle of a paragraph just for the fun of it? Charcuterie salad solids von Aspen fedora ladies in amidst the Conshohoken smegma delicatessen. I think not. That is all human; all from the ol’ meat brain.
Unlike this…
That was a screen recording of AI slop Will Smith “interacting with Spaghetti” in various ways. I hope you are still with me. That was scary.
I am getting sidetracked, back to you…
If you’re not Eric, feel free to linger (we won’t tell), but know you’re officially on notice: your nose may be delighted, wallet may be tempted, and life may suddenly smell a lot better, or at least less confusing