OK…

HERE IT IS…

WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

If you still aren’t Eric and made it this far, I am done fighting you. You win. My faith in humanity is destroyed, thanks to you. I will be able to know by IP address if you got here and are NOT Eric. Perhaps Eric let you scan his QR Code. Perhaps you came across one of his candles sitting on a shelf. Perhaps you are reading this while pooping (yuck! I hope you light the candle afterwards). If any case I hope this didn’t feel like a waste of your time, it surely was meant to be.

  • FROSTED JUNIPER, CEDARWOOD, SAGE

  • CORIANDER AND BLACK PEPPER, GINGER, , OAKMOSS, TEXAS CEDARWOOD, AMBER, PATCHOULI AND CLOVE

  • FROSTED JUNIPER

  • JOJOBA OIL, CASTOR OIL, FRACTIONATED COCUNUT OIL, ARGAN OIL, CANDELILA WAX, VITAMIN E, SANTAL VANILLE FRAGRANCE

Happy Holidays

(if you’re Eric)

Take the Eric Journey Again